Class belle

In almost every class... there is bound to be a "best looking chick" or ", one who would get the attention of guys/girls...

if there isn't/wasn't any in your lifetime, then use your imagination.

so what would you do?

1)shy la, don't attempt to establish contact
2)being the super player, attempt to get her drunk and then proceed to get laid
3)being the scheming desperado, paint an air of a nice guy who got caught in difficult situations e.g. " just got dumped, need emotional support etc" to win her sympathy
4)she's a babe, i might stand a chance if i become her friend first, so attempt to establish contact.
5)i hate girls.
6)i like boys
7)i hate people.
8)study most important!!!
9)i will astound her with my superior intellect so she will approach me for help for school work
10)i will start to stalk her.


hehe, so what would you do.

11) ask her out for dicussion of school related work. Maybe at nearby your place void deck etc. Then get her a drink already put those "hun mi yao". Then be done with it. Later part of the story. U know i know can liao... =)

*learn from maxpower*

NOTE : Maxpower = Ber's Mentor.

i dunno. please elaborate in excruciating detail. please.

mrbernard wrote:

11) ask her out for dicussion of school related work. Maybe at nearby your place void deck etc. Then get her a drink already put those "hun mi yao". Then be done with it. Later part of the story. U know i know can liao... =)

*learn from maxpower*

NOTE : Maxpower = Ber's Mentor.

Wah lao...Mr Ber Ber....I didn't realise you were so evil...

I'm afraid I fail to establish a clear understanding on your enigmatically incomprehensible story. Perhaps, you may like to consider relating your account in simple English, so as to be fully understood by the general masses.

i profusely apologize sir for my being inept in expressing my perceptions, however, i implore you to re-assess the previous short passage that I have posted and deeply reflect on any of your profound findings.

And in conclusion, my i just enquire, sir, that if you are a member of a mass of individual?

ColdRain wrote:

i profusely apologize sir for my being inept in expressing my perceptions, however, i implore you to re-assess the previous short passage that I have posted and deeply reflect on any of your profound findings.

And in conclusion, my i just enquire, sir, that if you are a member of a mass of individual?

My profuse apologies, good sir! Your English is indeed exceedingly adequate hence I was not referring to you. My statements are in fact directed at a certain plebeian individual.

dont care the shit about her and she will wonder why and got curious and that's the time she will contact u first before u even do anything.. best tactics.. but sometimes there is also the negative results..

Josiris wrote:

dont care the shit about her and she will wonder why and got curious and that's the time she will contact u first before u even do anything.. best tactics.. but sometimes there is also the negative results..

Speaking from experience I see, young Josiris.

furukawa wrote:

ColdRain wrote:

i profusely apologize sir for my being inept in expressing my perceptions, however, i implore you to re-assess the previous short passage that I have posted and deeply reflect on any of your profound findings.

And in conclusion, my i just enquire, sir, that if you are a member of a mass of individual?

My profuse apologies, good sir! Your English is indeed exceedingly adequate hence I was not referring to you. My statements are in fact directed at a certain plebeian individual.

My dear sir, may I enquire as to whom exactly were you referring to as a plebian?

Sometimes being Deep doesnt necessary bag u the belle..lolx

Just be yourself as it will be harder to keep up the pretendence after a while...

Merre wrote:

furukawa wrote:

ColdRain wrote:

i profusely apologize sir for my being inept in expressing my perceptions, however, i implore you to re-assess the previous short passage that I have posted and deeply reflect on any of your profound findings.

And in conclusion, my i just enquire, sir, that if you are a member of a mass of individual?

My profuse apologies, good sir! Your English is indeed exceedingly adequate hence I was not referring to you. My statements are in fact directed at a certain plebeian individual.

My dear sir, may I enquire as to whom exactly were you referring to as a plebian?

Definitely not you, dear friend.

furukawa wrote:

Merre wrote:

furukawa wrote:

ColdRain wrote:

i profusely apologize sir for my being inept in expressing my perceptions, however, i implore you to re-assess the previous short passage that I have posted and deeply reflect on any of your profound findings.

And in conclusion, my i just enquire, sir, that if you are a member of a mass of individual?

My profuse apologies, good sir! Your English is indeed exceedingly adequate hence I was not referring to you. My statements are in fact directed at a certain plebeian individual.

My dear sir, may I enquire as to whom exactly were you referring to as a plebian?

Definitely not you, dear friend.

That leaves only one suspect....

Merre wrote:

furukawa wrote:

Merre wrote:

furukawa wrote:

ColdRain wrote:

i profusely apologize sir for my being inept in expressing my perceptions, however, i implore you to re-assess the previous short passage that I have posted and deeply reflect on any of your profound findings.

And in conclusion, my i just enquire, sir, that if you are a member of a mass of individual?

My profuse apologies, good sir! Your English is indeed exceedingly adequate hence I was not referring to you. My statements are in fact directed at a certain plebeian individual.

My dear sir, may I enquire as to whom exactly were you referring to as a plebian?

Definitely not you, dear friend.

That leaves only one suspect....

Obviously the one with atrociously incomprehensible English.

Furu.. go ahead and throw your Ichiban Nihongo at him then ...

furukawa wrote:

Josiris wrote:

dont care the shit about her and she will wonder why and got curious and that's the time she will contact u first before u even do anything.. best tactics.. but sometimes there is also the negative results..

Speaking from experience I see, young Josiris.

well it does work a couple of times.. haha..

Josiris wrote:

furukawa wrote:

Josiris wrote:

dont care the shit about her and she will wonder why and got curious and that's the time she will contact u first before u even do anything.. best tactics.. but sometimes there is also the negative results..

Speaking from experience I see, young Josiris.

well it does work a couple of times.. haha..

You stud, you!

No matter how many times you try, if the female is still not interested, don't bother, ever.

Good looking females are always epitome of narcissism.

If they're looking for an S.O, it better be a good looking one.

wad is SO?

omg... generation gap with lele... im old

anyway, the one with seemingly incomprehensible eng was trying to teach pple where the guy asks the gal out for skool work and secretly adds a date drug into her drink. after that the guy can do anything to her, with the most probable action from him will be "rape"!!

[quote="LestatWQ"]No matter how many times you try, if the female is still not interested, don't bother, ever. quote]

true.. dont force yourself to get her attention, instead she might feel disgusted by it.. and keep a distance away from u.. =X lol..

Rape is for pussies. Real men demand it.

I think I'll choose both 7) and xD

euny wrote:

wad is SO?

omg... generation gap with lele... im old

anyway, the one with seemingly incomprehensible eng was trying to teach pple where the guy asks the gal out for skool work and secretly adds a date drug into her drink. after that the guy can do anything to her, with the most probable action from him will be "rape"!!

sob sob... hmmz i know my english is very de lousy.

anyway i'm just trying to type a story out of it. of coz i'm too coward to do tat... lol. i dun wan to eat government food and also get free whipping by the government. =p

euny wrote:

wad is SO?

omg... generation gap with lele... im old

anyway, the one with seemingly incomprehensible eng was trying to teach pple where the guy asks the gal out for skool work and secretly adds a date drug into her drink. after that the guy can do anything to her, with the most probable action from him will be "rape"!!

Noted with thanks. Rape is the most vile of all low.