Once there was a blonde who had been out of job for so long and she was at her wits end, she was penniless and had starved for days. Out of desperation, she decided that she must do something about her current situation else she would surely die.
At a playground, she saw a little boy playing alone with no one else around. She went up to him and took him to a secluded spot.
"Listen, you are now kidnapped. You will listen exactly to what I tell you." The boy nodded obediently.
"I will put a message on your back that says you are being kidnapped. You are to go home to your mum and ask for a ransom of $50,000 and be placed here tomorrow." And the boy ran home to her mum.
The very next day, sure enough she found a bag containing the money she had asked for along with a note that read:
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde??"
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