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liyun
Moderator
 Number of posts : 888
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| Subject: The jokes about Muthu  Tue May 13, 2008 12:39 pm | |
| After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
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The Manager asked Muthu at an interview ....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
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A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village ...
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Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
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Muthu went into a hotel.. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN *"
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Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination." | |
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liyun
Moderator
Number of posts : 888
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Tue May 13, 2008 12:40 pm | |
| At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "* PRESS *" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him ...
and he did it! | |
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K3nn3th
Regular
 Number of posts : 320
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Tue May 13, 2008 2:47 pm | |
| yunz, i get a "kick me" badge for you. ^__^ | |
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liyun
Moderator
Number of posts : 888
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Tue May 13, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| - K3nn3th wrote:
- yunz, i get a "kick me" badge for you. ^__^
orhzz... then i'll get a 'abuse me' badge for u? lol.... ideal right? | |
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euny
Ticketing Officer
Number of posts : 1759
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Tue May 13, 2008 7:41 pm | |
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K3nn3th
Regular
Number of posts : 320
Registration date : 2007-11-22
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 12:12 am | |
| - euny wrote:
- omg... i love muthu..
muthu went back india u remember. "eveytime i get scolding. i dont follow law also get scolding, i follow law also get scolding. better go back india" | |
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euny
Ticketing Officer
Number of posts : 1759
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 1:52 am | |
| awwww...  bye~ muthu~ | |
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Goblin
Regular
Number of posts : 275
Registration date : 2007-11-26
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 12:17 pm | |
| no lah he dont really go back lah say say oni for that part f the script  he is still rocking hard! | |
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Harrlem
Admin
Number of posts : 422
Age : 42
Location : SG
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 1:32 pm | |
| Muthu: Eh who say you all can post bad jokes about me?? got write in?? Must write in one you know??? Everything must be in black and white!  | |
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euny
Ticketing Officer
Number of posts : 1759
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 3:17 pm | |
| haha.. not bad jokes wad... they're all gd jokes oh yar, yesterday i saw your son, muthi, he was playing with himself at ntuc~ | |
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Harrlem
Admin
Number of posts : 422
Age : 42
Location : SG
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 7:26 pm | |
| - euny wrote:
- haha.. not bad jokes wad... they're all gd jokes
oh yar, yesterday i saw your son, muthi, he was playing with himself at ntuc~ OMG that sounds so wrong... | |
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euny
Ticketing Officer
Number of posts : 1759
Age : 35
Registration date : 2007-11-21
| | Subject: Re: The jokes about Muthu Wed May 14, 2008 10:09 pm | |
| hahaha~
it's not rite in the first place..
but muthi's playmate was oso playing along~~ | |
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