3 men went travelling

[i]This is quite an old joke, plus, a little gross to some ppl, but still acceptable to me la, hope u guys like it [u]

Here goes...


3 men went travelling and was unfortunately captured by man-eating tribes....
Tribe Leader: "alright...i'm gd mood todae... i'll let u ppl go.... BUT!!! before that, you have to do somethg, u'll b killed if you cannot accomplish! .... first ....each one of you pick 10 fruits for me! Now go..."

man A came back with 10 grapes
Tribe Leader: "mmm..u're fast... stuff it up ur ass and u r free to go!"
within 5mins, man A was released.. and he laughed his way home when he say man B came back with 10 lychees!

B used half an hour to stuff 9 lychees up his ass.. one last lychee to go
Unfortunately, man B burst out laughing, and all 9 lychees were forced out of his buttock due to his laughter!

God, seeing man B in heaven, was curious about why he wasted his effort when he was left with onli 1 lychee to go!?!?!
Man B say while controlling his laughter : "I saw man C coming back with 10 durians!!!!"

imagine after he shitted out the lychees while laughing.. den continue laughing when he is stripped and sent to the cauldron.. and still laughing when he's being boiled in the soup.. and when he's finally cooked and smelling delicious, his face is still distorted as if he's still laughing away..

wow..

euny wrote:

imagine after he shitted out the lychees while laughing.. den continue laughing when he is stripped and sent to the cauldron.. and still laughing when he's being boiled in the soup.. and when he's finally cooked and smelling delicious, his face is still distorted as if he's still laughing away..

wow..

That would definitely scare the shit out of the cannibals...

haha.. yea... creepy.. but in the first place, they're scary by themselves