CAKE OR BED
>>
>>
>> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>>
>> HONEY,
>> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>>
>> HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
>> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>>
>> FINE, SHE SAYS
>>
>> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>>
>> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO
>>
>> FINE, SHE SAYS
>> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>>
>> I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>> WANT TO FIX STEPS.
>> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>>
>> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>> COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
>>
>> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>> TO GO HOME.
>>
>> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
>> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>>
>> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
>>
>> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>>
>> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>>
>> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>>
>> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>>
>> HE SAID,
>> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>>
>> SHE REPLIED,
>> HELLOOOOO....
>> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>> ON MY FOREHEAD?
>> I DON'T THINK SO!
>>
>>
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