What is the best excuse?

Regular Number of posts : 369 Registration date : 2007-11-27

I have a headache. ^^

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:29 pm

i got aids

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:12 pm

I worked around Geylang!

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:12 pm

at time Desker Road.. sometimes also Changi Village!

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:48 pm

i was born in hotel81!!

BLEH.

Veteran Number of posts : 696 Registration date : 2007-11-22

doesnt sound like and excuse.. lol

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:15 pm

Merre wrote:: What is the best excuse you can think of to get out of having sex?

i have vagina discharge..

when a gal tells that to me.. it usually works..

for a dude.. forwhatever reason u may want to get out of sex..
i think u can try " i was kicked in the balls 2nite..its still numb"

cheers!

Regular Number of posts : 369 Registration date : 2007-11-27

What the heck is vagina discharge....z.z

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:47 pm

vaginal discharge..
either menstruation or some gals have a condition where they "quiche"(not sure of spelling)

its pretty disgusting..its like where they discharge muscus and shit thru their vagina.. really disgusting..

cheers!

Regular Number of posts : 369 Registration date : 2007-11-27

WAT THE HECK?!!?!?!!? I nvr heard of such stuff b4!!!

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:54 pm

i learnt it when a gal i was with did it.. at 1st i tot it was a std.. but it is just some sort of condition...

not cool.. totally kills the mood..

totally..
i havent seen any porn with it!
and porn have sex with goats!!!
cheers!

Regular Number of posts : 369 Registration date : 2007-11-27

Puke...sex with goats...ok please.. TMI!!! Pls keep info abt what u see on p0rn to urself..thnx...

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:57 pm

yeah right.. sif u havent watch "tubgirl" b4..

cheers!

Regular Number of posts : 369 Registration date : 2007-11-27

what is tubgirl?

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:26 pm

lol zomg!!! when did u start teh internet? 2006?

its a rite of passage for all intehnet l337z0rS!

cheers!

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:23 pm

just say you're impotent, yours can't "stand" xD

Regular Number of posts : 320 Registration date : 2007-11-22

best excuse - give me 100billion US dollars. no money no honey k

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:46 pm

another excuse!!

"ah choo!! i got chicken flu.. eh, no.. i think it's the SARS again~"

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I still dunno what tubgirl is but i think I also don't want to find out..

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:28 pm

i oso dunno Very Happy

and i dun wanna know cos it was maxpower who mentioned it

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:46 pm

Merre wrote:: I still dunno what tubgirl is but i think I also don't want to find out..

Tubgirl is a shock site.

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive or disturbing to its viewers, containing materials of high shock value which is also considered distasteful and crude, and is generally of a pornographic, scatological, or extremely violent nature. Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, or video clip, or a small gallery, and are often passed around via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a hoax in an attempt to trick readers into following the link to the website. Other shock sites are merely websites that openly publish shocking material.

Veteran Number of posts : 711 Registration date : 2007-11-22

One of the most famous internet shock sites. It depicts a naked woman with a mask, lying in a bathtub, buttocks raised with her legs over her head, projecting a fountain of liquid from her anus. It is believed that she was given an enema, although the liquid looks like orange juice in ways.

cool.. sounds like jackass..

they stuffed beer up that guy's ass..

Regular Number of posts : 369 Registration date : 2007-11-27

puke....

Subject: Re: What is the best excuse? Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:25 pm

it was suppose to be shit..
and it looks like orange juice though.. very disgusting but legend has it that it was just orange juice and the tube was really not going into her ass..

who knoes..

i watched it and i still get nightmares..

Crying or Very sad

cheers!!

Trainee Number of posts : 98 Registration date : 2007-11-24

furukawa wrote:: Im pregnant.

ROFLMAO!!!! i dunno why i find this really FUNNY XD

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