Squirrels

A father and a son was in a forest.
The dad told the son to not make a sound while he goes and see if
there is any wild animals.

While he goes off, after few minutes he hear his son screams and so ran back
and asked what happened.

Dad " I haven't gone long and you screamed?"

Son " I didn't want to, a snake crawled past my feet but I didn't scream and let it slide pass,
a bear came and licked my face but I still didn't scream...Two squirrels came and crawled into my pants
and I hear them say "Theres two nuts here, shall we eat it here or bring home"