I just needed to use your car

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the
police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any
evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert.
The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire
your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for
tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their
house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from
basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put
my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"