Perfect birthday

Picture your birthday. What do you see? Who is with you? What are you doing?

My birthday!

I see lots of ppl in my house but not celebrating my birthday!

Its all my family n relatives n they r exchanging presents n laughing n gossiping n watching tv..blah blah blah

I see myself feeling very tired n cranky. I'm boiling water n making tea for the guests, some of whom can be very naggy n grumpy *rolls eyes*

I'm heating up food, cleaning the floor where somebody just dropped cake or chips or spilled drinks.

I see my best friend visitng me with her hubby n baby..

I see myself very very dead tired at the end of my birthday.

Born at 12.17am

GO BUY 4D!!!

Alone at home drinking Corona Extra or Heineken.

i wish my birthday never comes!

I wish for 1 perfect birthday of peace and quiet with just my family and nobody else.

Oh! And just 1 perfect birthday celebration. I think the last time I celebrated my birthday was when I was 1 year old.

My family don't celebrate bdae at all... the most 3 times till now... I would like a simple gathering, must have CAKE!!
My friend just had a gathering of 10 friends booking RC bbq pit, the feeling is good...just with a few close friends, chit chatting, eating cakes, had a little alcohol...

the simple birthday for me.. jus a day where i can rest the whole day, sit on a beach and stare at e sky (and any chio bus).. no nid frens or gathering or cake wat-so-ever... jus a day to relax and reflect over the past year..

well, a perfect bday should be a day where we can go wad we wanna do and not do wad we dun wanna do ;]

but must be legally and morally correct la~

i forsee it as not worrying about this and that.

i worry too much..

Sitting quietly by the beach, enjoying sea breeze. Alone....but wishing that someone lovely will be by my side lolz.....





Or shop till i drop wif no concern abt how much i spend....but thats not possible....

Hardly celebrate bday... 2 weeks time.. wonder whats in for me..

I like Raphy's idea... or not.. have one hello activites with a big group of good friends at home or a hotel room.

Definitely not club for me...

it would be perfect if i were to chance upon a magical lamp and that a scantilly clad female elf genie would pop out and in gratitude offer herself to serve me for eternity.

there a perfect birthday. no. not gonna happen.

my bdae..

i am in a room in a foreign Country

Shu qi and Natalie Portman are with me...

we are having crazy wild sex!

after the sex..thry bring me cake.we eat it.
Then the fone rings.. my answer it.
its my gal fren from Singapore, Fiona Xie.
She asks me if she likes the present she arranged for me.
i said its the best present ever.

she laughs.
she says she loves me.
i said i love her too.
i put down the fone.

i take the rest of the left-over cake and proceed to violate shu qi and Nat Portman with it.

best.bdae.ever.

cheers!

My perfect birthday..


A Blow job from Leah Dizon..

That's all I ever wanted.