Mr Watt & Mr Speke

This is a hilarious phone conversation between a telephone receptionist,Mr Watt and a caller,Mr Speke.
SPEKE:Are you there?Are you there?
WATT:No,I'm here.
SPEKE:What's you name?
WATT:Watt.
SPEKE:What's your name?
WATT:Watt.
SPEKE:Can't you hear?What's you name?
WATT:Watt's my name.
SPEKE:Yes,what's your name?
WATT:My name is Watt.
SPEKE:I'm asking you.
WATT:I'm called Watt.
SPEKE:I don't know
WATT:I am Mr Tom Watt.
SPEKE:Oh,I'm sorry.I didn't understand.
WATT:Who are you?
SPEKE:Speke.
WATT:I am speaking.What's your name?
SPEKE:My name is Speke.I want to speak to Day.
WATT:Yo can speak today.I can hear you.
SPEKE:I don't want you to hear me.I want to speak to Day.
WATT:At what time?
SPEKE:Now!I want to speak to Day.To Day!To Day!
WATT:It's today now,Speke.Speak,Speak.
SPEKE:But i want to speak to Mr Henry Day now.
WATT:Oh,I'm sorry.You can't speak to Day today.He doesn't want to speak to Speke today.He told me so.